Category: Slapdash

Hay baldy..!

There are no two ways about it; I’ve started to go bald I’m saddened and I’m sickened, I’m mournful and appalled At first I didn’t notice and sure ignorance is bliss But recently my friends have found the need to take the piss

My Uncle’s Datsun Cherry

My uncle’s Datsun Cherry was a marvel to behold For every journeys gambit brought adventure to the fold Back then its grim arrival meant I’d instantly loose hope My poor teenage indignation found it very hard to cope

The Grotto

It was built before my gran-aunt could remember Two and a bit fields in off the road Freshly white-washed now in late September And readied for what winter might offload