What ever happened to Gary?
Where did it all go wrong?
One day you’re proudly Cock of the walk
Popular, proper and strong
Then all of a sudden you’re nothing
Cast aside like a knave
Thrown out like yesterday’s leavings
With Barry or Derek or Dave
Conquered by Hogan and Logan
Vanquished by Jacob and Jack
Soon there’ll be no famous Gary’s left
And then there’ll be no turning back
If it isn’t too late for the reckoning
Put the moniker back in the game
Think Oldman, Player or Cooper
For Gary’s a beautiful name